** breaking news **

I just heard on the radio that Gov. Blobhead was taken into federal custody this a.m., retrieved from his home. Will an indictment and a resignation be forthcoming soon? That would be a Christmas gift, seeing the Grinch get his comeuppance. Perhaps we'll get a chance to see what Lt. Gov. Pat Quinn can do. Unlike the Blobster, he seems to have an actual clue.