on a more humorous note

After all the election-related stuff, how about a dose of snarky Oscar humor, courtesy of the Fug Girls.....

8:54 p.m. People think we hate everything, but we love Will Ferrell, even with that weird curly hairdo that's one laurel wreath away from being Roman. His number with Jack Black and John C. Reilly about how they plan to beat the crap out of all the nominees, take Helen Mirren home for some sweet loving, and then transform themselves into "serious actors" playing such roles as an armless, legless man who teaches gangbanger Hamlet, was pretty funny. We take back some of what we said about musical numbers. Evidently our major problem with them is just when they involve Billy Crystal. And, hey, Helen Mirren's happy — she was beaming, all, "Hey, everyone wants to get into my pants!"

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9:04 p.m. STOP THE PRESSES. WHY IS JACK NICHOLSON BALD? Seatmate Djimon Hounsou is clearly trying not to look, staring as resolutely forward as possible, as if to camouflage his thoughts: "Don't look at him. Don't LOOK AT HIM." Nice try. Seriously, Jack is as smooth as a cue ball. Is he playing Mr. Clean in an upcoming biopic The Dirt in the Corners, about life, love, and lemon-fresh antiseptic cleaning fluid?

[yeah, what’s up with THAT?!]

9:52 p.m. It strikes us during William Monahan's rather dull speech that maybe Jack is bald to support Britney Spears. To which we say, thanks for the thought, Jack, but where were you when she needed her wedding to K-Fed called off? Or when she decided to sell her home movies? Or when she licked Snoop Dogg's tongue in that one video? WHERE?!?

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